These are things in PHP which make me sad. They are real, objective issues which I have personally encountered in my normal day-to-day activites. Nothing on this site should be taken to be the view of my employer or is related to my employer in any way.
If you'd like to contact me (in a polite and constructive way), I'm @ericwastl on Twitter.
Update 2015-03-28: Updated
array_fillfor PHP 5.6.